solmate | open post

There you go, being right again. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Broken clocks, twice a day. Although I think my average is a little higher than that.

Depends on the subject. It's decidedly lower when it comes to matters of style.

I still can't believe you didn't let me wear that yellow hat.

That hat was a crime, and it didn't go with anything else you were wearing!

But it was cute.

It was not cute, it looked as if you were wearing an enormous, mutated chicken.

Having feathers does not make it look like a chicken.

Yellow feathers.

If you want to wear that kind of hat you have to commit. You can't just slap it on top of the sort of simple outfits you prefer.